Past however long it's fucking been: ER, girlfriend in ER, doctors appointment, not sleeping, girlfriend telling me she's in love with a dude too so it's either dump her or share her and I'm too in love to dump her, girlfriend getting beat up, girlfriend getting kicked out, girlfriend being let back into her house, me not being aloud at her house so we have to stay at Krissi's, talking to old friends, West Virginia plans, tattoo plans, partying, late night Walmart trips, sleeping alone, being sick, over thinking, etc.

Woo. I'm still getting used to the whole relationship thing. Whatever makes her happy, right? I'll just be miserable with worry over the fact that she's going to end up picking him over me even though she says she won't pick anyone. That she loves us both equally. But I was there first! He had his chance already and fucking blew it. Why does he get her again?

What happened to, "I never felt this way about anybody but you." Lies! Now she loves him. >.<

Hey hey! Guess what! I'm totally dehydrated because I'm a loser. I'm all dizzy and nauseous and not hungry and I can't sleep and just blahhhh. The only thing I drank yesterday was an Amp and all that random dancing wasn't good. I really have to learn to drink water.

I miss Angie. A lot. Nothing new there...

SURVEYS BECAUSE I'M BORED.

TEN WHATS:
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?:
Less than 6 hours of sleep and I feel like fuck. Then I thought that the annoying people should go away.

2. What did you do last night?:
Mmm. I don't remember. Oh wait! I played Sims 2 till 9 something AM.

3. What is the most important part of your life right now?:
At this very moment all I'm concerned about is drinking water and this weekend and how exciting it will be.

4. What would you rather be doing right now?:
Not feeling like fuck and sleeping.

5. What did you last cry over?
Googling things that will make you cry isn't cool.

6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?:
Music... Oh and that one chick... Haha. :]

7. What are your plans tomorrow?:
Tomorrow is technically Tuesday. Soo.. Texting people.. Drinking water. Haaa. Today? I don't know yet.

8. What's your favorite type of jam?:
Grape! Ahh! Or Strawberry. Hmm.

9. What are you worried about?:
Ehh a lot of things.

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?:
Friday, and Saturday, and Sunday, and Monday! But only till like.. 530 on Monday.


NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?:
Yes. Yes I have. Ew.

2. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Nope and I don't plan on it.

3. Have you ever played on a sports team?:
Why yes I have. Thanks for noticing.

4. Have you ever been out of the country?:
No. :(

5. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Eeek no!

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?:
Yes. >.<

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?:
Kindasortamaybeyes.

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?:
Never.

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?:
Yes! Like... Rainbow boys! Haha!

EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?:
My mother.

2. Who was the last person you hugged?:
Randomly hugging my sister in public...

3. Who was the last person you called?:
Angie.

4. Who was the last person to call you?:
Technically by accident Angie. I barely ever talk on the phone. Eek.

5. Who was your first crush?:
Some dude.

6. Who was the last person to text message you?:
My sister demanding me to drink water.

7. Who is the last person you sent a text?:
My sister.

8. Who did you last yell at?:
No idea...

SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower?:
  Yesterday. I really need one. Woo for being a weirdo who showers at very early hours...

2. When did you last see your mom?:
Today.

3. When was your last hug?:
Yesterday.

4. When did you last dress up?:
Technically that spagetti strap shirt and skirt was dressing up. Ewww. It wasn't me. Sorry Sugar. :(

5. When was the last time you cried?:
This week sometime. Bad google.

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?:
Shit. That was.. March. o_O! Watchmen....

7. When were you born?:
June 24th, nukka!

SIX WHERES:
1. Where does your best friend(s) live?:
Pennsylvania.

2. Where did you go to middle school?:
Big Spring Middle School.

3. Where did you last hang out?:
The laundry mat? Ha. Actually hanging out was at some weird chick's house... :]

4. Where do you go to school?:
I don't.

5. Where is your favorite place to be?:
In the arms of theee one I love. Don't judge my cheesiness!

6. Where did you sleep last night?:
"My girl, my girl, don't lie to me. Tell me where did you sleep last night? In the pines, in the pines. Where the sun don't ever shine. I would shiver the whole night through." AHH! Sorry. Yeah. Um. My bed...

FIVE DO/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?:
I love someone right now.

2. Do they like you too?:
They love me too. :D

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?:
What's with all these song lyrics?! First you had me singing Nirvana [Even though it's a cover] now you're going to have me singing Circa Survive?! The Difference Between Medicine and Poison Is In The Dose. Look it up. Love Anthony Green. BE HAPPY! Um. Sometimes....

4. Do you know the muffin man?:
Of course I do! Haha!

5. Does the future scare you?:
Ish. Not really so much anymore.

FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?:
Because!

2. Why did you get a Facebook?:
I don't remember...

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?:
Once upon a time these was this show called Our Gang. >.< At least I wasn't named after a Bread song like my sister. :]

4. Why are you doing this survey?:
Because I can't sleep and the only person I really want to talk to is sleeping.

THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?:
Fuck. I'm already a superhero.

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?:
Yes. Maybe.

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?:
I hate these questions. Soo. Time to be Jepha! A solar powered Genie! Because it could totally poof me anything I wanted!


TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?:
Eh maybe/

2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?:
Yes but she wouldn't like it very much...

ONE
1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill:
Hmm. I have to think about this. I have many dreams... I don't know at this moment.



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This is the Layer Cake, covering different parts of your life.
Fill it out and tag people you would like to fill this out!


--Layer One: On the Outside
Name:: Darla Renee Smith.
Birthday:: June 24th
School:: None...
Major:: None.
Minor:: None.
Current Location:: Bumfuck nowhere, Newville.
Eye Color:: Brownish/greenishsometimes/hazelish. It's strange. >.<
Hair Color:: Right now it's kind of dark brown with blonde...
Righty or Lefty:: Right for mostly everything. Left for some things. Like fuc- Nevermind. :]
Inny or Outy: -Checks- Inny.
Zodiac Sign:: Cancer.

--Layer Two: On the Inside
Your Heritage: Italian, German, Irish, Native American, - This could take a LONG time...
Your Fears:: Little things: Spiders. The toast popping out of the toaster when I'm not paying attention... Big things: Life basically. But I suck it up and live. Ya know?
Weakness:: Eeeek. I'm a sucker for my girlfriend's singing. Her puppy noises and pouty face. Artsy things. Seriously. If you draw me something, paint, anything... Play me a song.. UGH.
Goal:: To get through life having as much fun as I can. Get a job and get out of this place. I thought I'd be kicked out by now but apparently I was wrong. o_O! Move in with Angie. Dunno. Just things.
Change one thing about your life:: I wish I didn't worry so much about everything.
Relieve Stress:: Screaming helps A LOT. Music. I'm finding better ways to deal with everything. :]
Hardest thing ever dealt with:: Death

--Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up:: I've said it in the other one but basically? FUCK!
Your bedtime:: Whenever I pass out usually.
Your most missed memory:: Surprisingly it has to deal with school. I don't see friends very often anymore. Except Angie, Debbie, Tonya, Krissi (Even though she annoys me a lot and is humping Jimmy! HA!), and I guess Terry is going to sort of be a friend. I might hang out with someone I haven't seen in years. Depends. He's at his dad's and really bored sooo.

--Layer Four: You're picking
Pepsi or Coke:: They both taste like shit. But I like Mt dew (Pepsi!)
McDonald's or Burger King:: Ew. Neither.
Single or Group dates:: Single is fun but groups work too. Like Hershey Park! Ha!
Adidas or Nike:: Let's see.. Do I dream about sex all day or Converse? Well I do enjoy sex but I love Converse because they're so comfy! So.. Nike...
Lipton Tea or Nestea:: Mmmm both!
Chocolate or Vanilla:: I'm not really a big chocolate fan.. OR vanilla.. Haha.
Cappuccino or Coffee:: Coffee!

--Layer Five: Do You Currently
Do Drugs:: I plee the fifth. ;)
Have a crush:: Have a love! It doesn't make sense but yeah.
Think you've been in love:: I am most definitely in love.
Want to get married:: It's illegal in Pennsylvania. >.< But as close to married as I can get, yes.
Believe in yourself:: Sometimes
Think you're a health freak:: Haha! Yes in a way! I don't really eat a lot of junk food. Being a vegan has pretty much made me into a health freak food wise.. Smoking pot is healthy damn you! It's um.. A plant! So it has to be! Well tobacco isn't... But I don't smoke cigarettes anymore.

--Layer Six: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol:: Since I'm underage I'm pleeing the fifth. Which basically means yes. Haha.
Gone to the mall:: No I don't think so. :O
Eaten Sushi:: FUCK NO! EW!
Gone skating:: Well not to a skating rink.. But I use my Nana's garage as a skating rink. :]
Dyed your hair:: No but I need to. I have the perfect color too!
Done something exciting:: Of course! Had exciting but probably illegal ideas? YESSSS! Haha.

--Layer Seven: Have You Ever
Played a stripping game:: Mmm the fifth.
Gotten beaten up:: >.> Yes.
Changed who you were to fit in:: Not really. Sure in high school I started dressing in a lot of band shirts but that's because I got REALLY into music. I died my hair because I like color.. Soo. Not really to fit in.. Just because I like it.
Hid something from someone:: Yes.

--Layer Eight: Getting Old
Age you're hoping to be married:: Soon. Haha. I don't know. Marriage in Pennsylvania isn't happening...
Age to start having children:: Ehh. 20's..
Want to travel to:: When Angie's kids are old enough to be alone we're going to all the amusement parks to ride roller coasters! Haha! At least we won't be old. Let's see. We'll be in our 30's! Ha! Angie wants to go to Amsterdam because she's a stoner and I wanna go to Finland! It will probably never happen but still.

--Layer Nine: Perfect Mate
Best Eye Color:: Honeybrown.
Best Hair Color:: Right now pink that's kind of faded to red...
Short or Long Hair:: Short. :] (I didn't desribe someone in particular.... Haha.)

--Layer Ten: What were you doing...
1 minute ago:: Typing this.
1 hour ago:: On the computerrrr.
1 day ago:: At this time yesterday I was... On the computer. Haha.
1 year ago:: Hating everything. >.>

--Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence
I LOVE:: Angie, music, friends, animals, art, reading, being an asshole in public... A lot of things.
I FEEL:: Dehydrated...
I HATE:: Sleeping alone and not seeing Angie for a while.
I HIDE:: My relationship from a lot of people. >.<! I hate it but until I have a place to live besides my parent's house I don't ahve to do that.
I MISS:: Angie. DUH!
I NEED:: To be done with my period and be undehydrated.. Randomly sweating isn't fun when you need water in your body..

The end. I feel a little better but I need more water. Must go get some and play the Sims 2. :]

I need to stop getting so fucked up every weekend. Sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Woooot.

So Summer schedule!

JUNE 24! DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY DAMNIT!
June 27: Walnut Bottom fireworks with my Spookybutt.
June 28: Hershey Park! with Angie<3, Debbie, Koren, and that dude that I forgot his name...
July 4: Maybe Angie's family thing... My family never does anything soo I don't know.
July 15: Hopefully Warped Tour with Mikey Boy!
July 17: I HATE Nickelback but Papa Roach are playing! I don't know yet. Maybeee. 
July 25: PRIDE! with Angie and Tonya. Ha. That could be really scary. :D

From there on I don't know...

This is gonna be one hell of a summer!

Oh and Krissi is JEALOUS of ME! Ha! Because she's an asshole and everybody loves me. :D!

It's hilarious. Haha! She can just hang out with her man thing. She's so pissed that she's not going to Hershey with us. Maybe if she didn't stab everyone in the back....

High people still entertain me when I'm sober.

So basically, I'm not going to see Sugarbutt at ALL this weekend. It really sucks but I think I can manage. Maybe. We'll see. I'm pretty much one of those people who go insane without their other half. Last weekend I fell asleep on her after drowning myself in Mt. Dew, Monster, and Amp. My neighbor, who works at the drive ins, probably thought we were like stalking him because we kept getting in line just to buy one thing. It didn't help that Krissi was pointing at him a lot. 

Am I too dependent on Angie? I think it's normal to miss her if I haven't seen her for days.

Man! Why the fuck do my friends insist on smoking without me? Why do they have to live 20 minutes away?! Why am I asking this thing? Geez I'm crazy sometimes.

I miss my super beautiful, amazing, crazy pot head girlfriend.

I need to stop complaining about how I miss her because I really don't have a life. Haaa.

So I don't know.

I tried to set Krissi up with a friend. She says he lives too far away. Whatever. Philly isn't that far away... So it's in a different area code. Now she's saying I don't share my feelings. I do so. Just not with her. The reason I was trying to set her up with a dude is so she leaves us aloneee. I feel like an ass for saying this but she's really annoying when I'm with Angie. Constantly saying "Yay" and sending mean texts to interrupt us is very childish for an 18 year old. I mean, I'm pretty fuckin' immature but I know when to not ruin people's moments! She needs to mind her own damn business and go get laid or something.

It's not just me who thinks this either. My other half isn't very fond of her.

In other news... I think I'm too obsessed with anything Alice.. I can pretty much recite both books and I'm constantly making references to them. Haha!

I'm bored.

Yep.

The end.

I got the kickass girlfriend, the almost band, some pretty good friends...

Life is good.

Really fucking good.

Feel free to be jealous of me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going over to my girlfriend's house in an hour and I need to get ready. I need to shower, find clothes (That might end up off anyway because... It's really hot in her room!), and do whateverthefuckelse I do in the morning.

6/24/10! 443 days! Yay!


Goodbye dearest LJ,
I'm living in Lala land. :D

Things I've Learned In Life: Take FUCK.

This is most likely going to contradict all of the other lists I've ever done.

1. The word penis and looking at a penis makes me giggle.
2. Men are strange. Females are so much better. Although they can be very, very strange too and have this vampire fetish.
3. Being in love is an amazing feeling. Why did I say it sucked for so long?
4. If you talk to random men while in a relationship with a female she won't be very happy. Even if that man is gay and de-added you from his myspace friends when he found out you're female. Long story short: He kept saying I was hot!
5. Pot is a very wonderful drug. Except when you let Krissi smoke it.
6. Friends can be backstabbers and say you look like a man to your girlfriend's face. This is bad for two reasons: 1) Your girlfriend's a lesbian and 2) Your girlfriend already wants to beat the fuck out of that "friend."
7. Searching With The Used is FUN! -Pets Jeph picture-
8. "Do you know how hard it is to find any gay girls around here? You have to learn how to take a dick." - My amazing girlfriend.
9. Being around your current S.O's exes is awkward when they're glaring at you.
10. When my girlfriend was 13, her friends pissed on her little sister's head.
11. Suicide isn't beautiful when you're the one trying to get someone to not do it.
12. 6 year olds like to attack their mother's girlfriend when their mother goes out of the room.
13. Stray cats will make you love them until you bring them into your house. Then they will show their true colors and be a fucking spaz and you could never throw them out because you love them too much. This is aimed towards Alice.
14. "I ran into a door... With teeth!" is not a believable excuse to tell someone who asks about your hickey.
15. Twitter is now a very popular site.
16. Facebook changes their layout a lot.
17. Pancakes are the best food ever.
18. Shoving a 16 gauge ring through your ear if your ears are only 18 and were kind of closed up hurts.
19. Chewing on a lip ring will make the ball come off.
20. Freedom of speech works one way. He's aloud to say his opinion, cut me off when I'm saying mine, and then tell me how I don't know anything.
21.Billie likes her fort. Actually... Cats just like to hide in things so they can jump out and scare the shit out of you.
22. I have an addiction to downloading ringtones.
23. David Bowie is fucking amazing.
24. I really do kind of look like a man.
25. I was a very independent child. This was learned from watching old videos of me with my sister.
26. Wearing tight pants around your girlfriend makes them horny. Telling them you're not wearing any pants and you like to walk around your house naked makes them go away for a few minutes...
27. I am such a tease.
28. ADHD meds will fuck with your head and make your really paranoid.
29. Cheesy love songs will stalk you if you ever fall in love.
30. Amp+pills+pot=You're fucked.
31. Brookside must have a fairly large stock of Monster...
32. "Your hand" comments are funny but not appropriate. Oh well.
33. Punching things hurts if you do it hard enough. It also causes massive bruising.
34. The world doesn't revolve around me.
35. Kashi make amazing vegan foods.
36. Telling your cousin to stop texting you because you're making out is effective.
37. People like to interrupt beautiful moments.
38. I smile and giggle too much when I'm around her.
39. I think I talk about Angie too much. I'm in love so DEAL WITH IT.
40. April Fools day is amazing.
41. Things die.
42. Being dominate is fun.
43. Control, Alt, and an arrow makes your screen turn pretty angles.
44. Cheating really isn't cool.
45. Neither is being a whore.
46. Mibba is still amazing but sadly, the HOnas brothers and Twilight have taken over.
47. Your friend sleeping beside you in a thong is disturbing.
48. I still don't have an attention span.
49. AT&T sucks.
50. I get to see my moon this weekend. -Eyebrow thing and devious smile-

THE END.

Title - New Age Girl Deadeye Dick (Listen to IT!)

-Sticks tongue out-

I have a life now and can't be updating LJ every five seconds. The only part of life that seems to suck right now is Krissi. We don't talk about her because she'll get a big head and think you're in love with her. Ew. She's the one who tried to kiss me. I sorry! I don't kiss "straight" girls.

So why have I been busy? I have the most superlyfuckingamazingfantastic girlfriend ever. She comes complete with a vampire fetish. (See: Darla's whole body)

Why is she the most superlyfuckingamazingfantastic girlfriend ever? Because she just IS! She gave me this stuffed.. Well we're not sure what it is exactly. It looks like a lion and a leopard mix. But it's SO cute. It's name is Pawz and I've been sleeping with him since I last saw my kulta. By the way, Funshine Bear is one lucky fuckin' carebear. He gets to sleep next to her boobs. :O

I'm happy. You can't ruin it. Go find someone else to be an asshole to.

Or maybe slap me across the face so I stop randomly singing cheesy love songs. I COULD BE YOUR HERO, BABY! I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN! -Slaps self- WE'RE GOOD.

The only cheesy love song I need to sing is I Caught Fire by The Used! It's "our song." My fangirl crush on Jeph Howard doesn't bother her! Her listening to Nickelback and liking Twilight doesn't bother me. See? We compromise. Haha!

This is probably boring anyone who reads it.

I could talk about how her sister interrupted our funhappysexytime! Then Krissi did. She wasn't too happy about it... I guess I can see where she's coming from though. If I walked in on one of my friends on top of another friend I would be kind of weirded out. It depends.. If it was a het couple YES. Eeek.

So that's it! YAY! I'm going to go send my kulta a zillion texts because she's sleeping and she does it to me. She needs to get her kids up in a few hours and deal with them until they go to school. The one has Strep throat and an ear infection so yeah. She's going to have a really kickass next few days!

Poor little dude! But it's horrible that two of her kids have "crushes" on me. The one jumps on me and slobbers on my forehead. Weird..

So yeah. By the way, I was on top attacking her. It's so nice to be dominate.

The End.
Fuck Off!

Here's the story:

There's this girl who rocks my world. She's my kulta and I'm her giggles. Her name is Angie and you can't have her because she's my girlfriend!

The end.

Ps: I have to give Krissi my Metallica shirt so she covers for us Wednesday. Some friend she is. Haha! I think she forgot I already promised I'd give it to her. She was high at the time so it's possible.... 

Ugh. This blows.

Title=Screeching Weasel. :D

Edit: Make that I have to give her my Metallica shirt that I promised and download and burn a copy of an Ozzy CD that I also promised her. Angie has to buy her cigarettes. Haha. This is only going to cost me like 4 bucks because I bought that shirt at a thrift store. Poor Angie. :O

Woot. I'm this close -holds up fingers- to having her as my own. You're all jealous. I can officially say MILF. HA! Yep. It's exciting.

Oh and someone stole my cousin's phone out of her locker. Fucking douchebag. She'll have a new one by the weekend. It's sad isn't it? I'm actually jealous that she gets everything she wants. But I love her so yeah. Sam is BEAST. At Lax! You're all jealous of her pwnage.

Unicorn Kid stole my heart. Not really.

Krissi and I have come to the conclusion that when the person said, "if at first you don't succeed, try again" they weren't talking about drugs.

When she is finally mine, I'm going to rub it in everyone's fucking faces. Seriously. It's happened to me and I feel like being an asshole.

I miss last weekend STILL. This weekend we might go bowling but it's my sister's birthday so I don't think I'm going to be able to. She's such a fun ruiner. 

I watched The Lost Boys tonight and now I have the theme stuck in my head. The Aiden version. :D

David Bowie is a very, very sexy man.

My cat high-fived me. She has skills. Now she won't do it again because I said it was cute.

2 of my cats use me for food and something to rub against. The other one uses me as something to bite.

Squeak (FAT CAT) is planning to take over the world; one bra at a time. 

Honey is a mommy baby! She cries when I leave her. Dogs are amazing.

There are mice in my house. If I catch them they're going to be named Henry, Henry, and Henry until there are no others to be named Henry!

Jason is moving to Pennsylvania! He's tired of NC. Party? Okay!

Above the Influence commercials are fucking hilarious.

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1. Last beverage→ Hawaiian Punch.
2. Last phone call → My Mom. Ha! Don't judge me.
3. Last text message→ From Twitter because Gabe Saporta doesn't know how to properly use Stickam. Um from an actually person... Krissi!
4. Last song you listened to→ My text tone which is Roots Radicals by Rancid.
5. Last time you cried --> Not sure.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → Mhmm.
7. Been cheated on? --> If I have I don't know that they did it.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? Nope.
9. Lost someone special?→ Yeah I have. One of those people and me are talking again so it's all good. It's been a while so we have so much to catch up on.
10. Been depressed?→ Apparently.
11. Been drunk? --> Mayyyybeee.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Green
13. Purple
14. Yellow.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends → YES!
16. Fallen out of love → Never been in love so no.
17. Laughed until you cried → Oh yeah.
18. Met someone who changed you→ Mhmm.
19. Found out who your true friends were→ Yeah and that's not many.
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ Mhmm but it's all good now. I shouldn't have said that their boyfriend was a creeper.
21. Kissed anyone on your tagged list→ Don't have a tagged list.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → This is from Facebook... All except 4?
23. How many kids do you want to have→ None. O_O.
24. Do you have any pets → Dogs, cats, rabbits, horse...
25. Do you want to change your name→ I don't really like it but I don't think I would change it.
26. What did you do for your last birthday→ Nothing. It was just another day.
27. What time did you wake up today → Like... 2 pm...
28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Talking... Downloading a movie... Sending people lyrics to Friggin' In The Riggin via text message. The Sex Pistols version. Not the Anthrax one. HA! IT WAS ON THE GOOD SHIP VENUS. BY CHRIST, YOU SHOULDA SEEN US. THE FIGUREHEAD WAS A WHORE IN BED AND THE MAST WAS A MAMMOTH PENIS. Thank you, thank you.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ SQUEE! I can't wait for a few things but those things aren't being said here.
30. Last time you saw your father→ My father was the milk man. Mike Dirnt said so. :O. Ha.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I need to keep my fucking mouth shut sometimes.
32. What are you listening to right now → Angie - Cobra Starship. :tehe: My Angie is sleeping. :O
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Haha. Yes I have.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? → Gabe Saporta and his Stickamness. -_-
36. Whats your real name → Darla Renee (Insert same last name of a dude in Panic At The Disco. Stalkers.)
37. Relationship Status → "It's Complicated."
38. Zodiac sign → Cancer.
39. Male or female → Lost Boy/Female. Nobody is going to get that.
40. Elementary→ Mifflin Elementary.
41. Middle School → Big Spring Middle School.
42. High school → Big Spring High School (Surprisingly never burned down! Haha)
43. Hair color → Right now it's really fucked up. Red.. Blonde.. Yeah...
44. Long or short → DREADLOCKS.
45. Height → 5'5 ish.
46. Do you have a crush on someone? --> Yes. Yes I do. I've already admitted it to the person so I can admit it.
47. What do you like about yourself? --> I'm awesome.
48. Piercings → Ears and lip.
49. Tattoos → There's a very interesting story about that.
50. Righty or lefty → Right. But I do some things lefty.

FIRSTS :
51. First surgery → Never had surgery. At least I don't think so.
52. First piercing → Ears when I was like... 12?
53. First tattoo→ Same as 49.
54. First best friend → Dominic in kindergarten? Nellie? Kim was in first grade...
55. First sport you joined → Field Hockey.
56. First pet → A dog named Duke.
57. First vacation remembered → I was like 10. Ocean City, MD. I've only been there once since. :O
58. First concert → In Elementary school there was this weird Brother something group. A band concert counts right? :D. So 4th grade.
59. First crush→ Dominic. HA! Man.. We liked each other at the wrong times. It was interesting. Finally he gave up and found Sam.

.....
61. Eating → nothing.
62. Drinking --> Nothing.
63. I'm about to → DANCE! To this song. :D
64. Listening to → Crashing High by The 69 Eyes. FINNISH BAND!
65. Waiting for → Angie to wake up. I want to talk to her. But she only went to bed like an hour ago.
66. Want kids? --> Maybe adopted...
67. Want to get married? --> Depends...
68. Careers in mind? --> Something with music. Ha.
69. Lips or eyes → Eyes I guess.
70. Hugs or kisses → Avoid. Human. Contact.
71. Shorter or taller → t doesn't matter.
72. Older or Younger → All my relationships have been with older people. Hahah.
73. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous.
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → Um.. I don't know? 
75. Tattoos or piercings? → Both. o_o
76. Sensitive or loud → Both. I need someone that can have fun but still be totally chill.
77. Hook-up or relationship → Either is good. I'm actually going to try that relationship thing...
78. Trouble maker or hesitant → Trouble maker.

YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger → Yes.
80.Drank hard liquor → Yes.
81. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes.
82. Sex on first date → No.
83. Broken someones heart -Yes. .
84. Had your own heart broken → No.
85. Been arrested? --> No and I'm not really planning on getting caught.
86. Turned someone down? Yes.
87. Cried when someone died → Not really. Does that make me horrible? 
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? Yes. :D

Beliefs
89. Yourself → Sometimes I can be pretty fucking cocky. Hahah.
90. Miracles → Maybe
91. Love at first sight → No.
92. Heaven → Not really.
93. Santa Claus → I haven't since I was like 5 when I found out that my great uncle was playing Santa at my school...
94. Kissing on the first date? → Depends.
95. Angels → Not really.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes and I'm going to be with that person.
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → No. My name isn't Steven. YES YOU! You little HO! Assface. That's my COUSIN. I don't care if you're 14! Get over yourself. And Kyle? We don't use people. I WILL find out where you live.
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever? → Maybe.
99. Do you talk to people online that you don't know personally? Mhm.
100. Have you taken nude photos? → Yes and I don't plan on ever doing it again. >.<. We don't talk about that part of my life.

Title= Roots Radicals - Rancid.

JUST SAY NO.

Why should you say no and to what?

Well you should say no to pot especially if it gives you suicidal thoughts (Krissi). You should say no to drugs in pill form that you take just to keep up with your high friend because for some reason you just weren't high enough (Darla). You should REALLY say no to drinking a Monster, Full Throttle, and Amp within a span of a few hours and making a porn (Angie).

Why should you say no to these things? Because you'll be paying for it the next day.

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This has been a public service announcement brought to you by a dumbass. But you know what? Yesterday was fucking fun. Even if we didn't make that porn. I did however get her to admit to her sexual thoughts about me! So there's hope for the future. ;)

Title=Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue.

The story behind this title? I've been in this weird Psychobilly listening mood. More specifically Nekromantix. Alice In Psycholand anyone? Jack The Stripper? I just realized that not a lot of people know who they are sooo go look them up!

I can officially play Welcome To The Strange on my bass but it's the easiest song ever and took me like 5 minutes to learn. I fail at Hit That by The Offspring because I giggle every time I hear the song. Give 'Em Hell, Kid is too easy and I've played Longview a zillion times already. So I decided to learn Shippensburg by CKY. Why? Because even though I hate Shippensburg I like the song. Yay! But Shipp really does blow. Unfortunately, it's not the worst town in Pennsylvania. No, no. That would be my town because at least they have a Walmart. Oh and if their recently built KFC burns down it's sooooo not my fault. I joke, I joke! I kid, I kid! (Now we're quoting Eminem?) Even though I get a little bit out of control sometimes I would never burn the place down. I'm too awesome to go to jail! I prefer to take direct action that won't necessarily get me thrown in jail. :]

I took this quiz and my result was a "Don't Fuck With Me Seme." That basically means that if I was a gay dude I would be a top that doesn't take anyone's shit. Let's not discuss bedroom habits....

That's pretty much my life right now. Yep. Sooooo exciting. But today's Friday! We'll see what happens.

------------ JustBecauseI'mReallyReallyBoredAndShit-----------------

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Ew. Cheese is probably the worst dairy product ever. -Eyetwitch-

2. Have you ever been drunk?
COUGH. Technically, me drinking is illegal so we're just going to say nooooo. Even if that's lying. :tehe:

3. Do you own a gun?
Ew yes. I really, really hate them.

4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?
WAS your favorite? Kool Aid is still awesome thankyouverymuch. It's SUGAR. o_o

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Kind of. It's not a good thing. :/

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Meat AND Meat free hot dogs are gross. I mean, my dogs won't even eat meat free hot dogs and they like veggie food.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?
Technically, The Nightmare Before Christmas counts. :file:

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Ahem. I drink soy milk... And various other caffeinated beverages.

9. Can you do push ups?
-Eyetwitch- So many years of knuckle push ups....

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I don't like jewelry. Meh. I lost my A7X necklace that I reallyreallyreally loved. I'm always losing it so for future references nobody should ever buy me jewelry even when telling me how I rock their worlds.

11. Favorite hobby?
Rocking out on my bass but it's starting to become my life. The way I see it, I have to practice every day from now on. Jepha Howard practiced every day and look where he is now.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
No but sometimes people really think I do. At one point I was being tested for it and ADHD but the psychiatrist figured out that I wasn't and insisted it was something else but I don't think it's true because MEH.

13. What's your favorite shoe?
I hate shoes. You wouldn't know from how many I have but I'm technically a female so it's okay. I still have my Chucks from like 4 years ago. They're in horrible condition so I don't really wear them anymore.

14. Middle name?
Renee. It's so... Plain. Ew.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
- Why did Mike flip when I called him old?! I'm still trying to figure this out. I call everybody old on their birthday. Geez.
- My default picturey thing here makes me want to stop typing this and go back to reading wonderful mibba stories.
- Why am I not reading mibba stories?

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Soymilk, Monster, and Coffee. It's sad. I know thissss.

17. Current worry?
I'm actually nervous about the weekend. Just a bit.

18. Current hate right now?
Why is it 4:27 AM? I hate time. I've never met him but I hate him. This is just me and my Alice-Addiction talking. It's not really an addiction but just enough for me to be able to quote both books and movies and name my cat after it. She's too curious for her own good.

19. Have you found the Love of your life?
No. I still don't believe in love.

20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Bored as fuck and alone. As usual.

21. Where would you like to go?
Finland. Minä tahto etsiä minun kulta.

22. Name three people who will complete this?
Seeing as how I got this from Amber's facebook notes and I'm not on Facebook anymore... No one.

23. Do you own slippers?
Nooo. I own feet jammies. I loved those things when I was little.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
My hoodie is black. Woo. Avenged Sevenfold. :D

25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets?
Um... There's this story about why I can never sleep on/wear anything of this material. Especially not together. It involves me almost killing myself....

26. Can you whistle?
Why yes! YES I CAN! I got skillz.

27. Favorite color?
LIME GREEN. Fer realz. Best. Color. Ever.

28. Would you be a pirate?
I've tried to be a pirate. So in girl scouts (I was such a little nerd) we had these days where we did different things from other cultures, blah blah blah, had different themes, blah blah blah. It was basically where all the people got together to do really boring and dumb things. But we had this pirate thing...Hard tack or however you spell it is strange.... That was the day they did Fear Factor: Girl Scout style. It wasn't nearly as interesting as the real thing even though I prefer the GS version because there wasn't any eating of genitalia.... Nothing like the Leone episode!

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I put on my Mp3 player and sing whatever comes on shuffle.

30. Favorite Girl's Name?
I reallyreally like the name Adeline but it makes me think of the kittens.

31. Favorite boy's name?
Emery. It's technically a boys name even though I've found that it could be a girls name too.

32. What's in your pocket right now?
Nothing.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Text messages and mibba stories. Where would I be without technology?

34. Best bed sheets as a child?
I never had cool sheets. I had this cool space mattress thing! But now my sheets are Spiderman. I know I'm awesome. :D

35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child?
Surprisingly, I never had horrible injuries. I've never broken a bone because I got skillz. Plus, I never really ate meat so I had stronger bones than a lot of people. That actually has something to do with some people's Osteowhateverthefuckitis. I have PROOF.

36. Do you love where you live?
As stated previously in this entry, no. Even if I don't live in Shipp it's still a few miles away. The 717 blowsss.

37. Are you happy with your life?
It's awfully boring so no.

38. Who is your loudest friend?
My friends are the kind that scream proper names for genitalia as a contest... It's hard to say.

39. How many dogs do you have?
5

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Yes because I'm fuckin' awesome.

41. What is your favorite book?
I don't knowww. I'm reading King Dork still. It's a pretty good one so far. Not just because it was written by a guy in a punk band...

42. What is your favorite candy?
AIRHEADS. They don't get enough love.

43. Favorite Sports Team?
I'm not really the sports kind of person but just because I love my exit buddy I'm going to say Carlisle Girl's Lacrosse. That's just because she made a Flair that says "My cousin is the best Lacrosse player. C-Lax. #34" and sent it to me so everybody knows she pwns.

44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Ha, Ha You're Dead by Green Day. No really. I want nudity, sex, drugs, and "sinning" at my funeral. Just to go out with one last huge bang.



I really need to change my icon things. I NEED ONE THAT SAYS I'M A HELLCAT!

By definition, a Hellcat is a malicious woman with a fierce temper. It could also talk about planes, cars, or Hellcat Records which is a label owned by Tim Armstrong of Rancid. :file: It's an imprint of Epitaph which - You get it right? 

Moo.

So so so. HI! I'm writing a One-Shot. I haven't finished my Two-Shot or any other story I've started but.. MEH.

Here's my long disclaimer!

Disclaimer:
The title is a Bad Religion song. Blah blah blah. Trust me, I've already planned my wedding to Jeph. Blah blah blah. I've planned Sam's to Quinn. (Sorry wiL!) Blah blah blah. Jeph will wear his Pretty Handsome Awkward dress and I a pimp tux. Blah blah blah. Sam wants to marry Joe Jonas. Blah blah blah. He's buying the cat food and paying for the vet bills for mine and Sam's 43 cats that Sam talks about in Spanish Class where the teacher hates her. Blah blah blah. We already have all the cats named. Blah blah blah. You get it right? Except I do not own Jepha and I'm not planning to rockstarnap him and his dachshund Zelda or anything. They torture him! He's been hit with a drum stick and humped by Dan only to find that Dan has no lube. C.W. and Quinn shaved half of his 'stache of and hid the razor! These are only a few things that I have learned from youtube. From watching videos/looking at pictures I've learned that they torture Zelda too. They dressed her up like a bee! Okay, so... I bought a bee costume for one of my dachshunds too but she really likes wearing clothes. Plus.. She's HONEY! You know... Honey Bee?! Duh. So that is NOT my super secret ninja plan or anything.

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So I'm going to TRY to write slash. Fuck knows I've read enough. I've only even written Original fiction! I've written Femmeslash before but I'm a chick so that was easy..

It's called Bored And Extremely Dangerous because that's how I would view Quinn Allman. See: Elevator Spin, The half naked prank video. It's easy to write about a spazzy character when you yourself are kind of spazzy. And Jeph. He's amazinggg. Haha. Except he needs to stop growing 'staches.

That Two-Shot that I was writing was slash. Ish. I have like a sentence.... But still.. So I guess I have tried to write it before. 

Quinn/Jeph stories PWN.

Oh oh! I need wiL/Jeph stories. Yes. They would have loverly children!

Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
They never caught me drinking but they know that I have thanks to backstabbing people. I didn't use the word ho! Who's proud of me? Haaa. Drinking in school only gets three days of ISS.  Remember that kids.

Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
I guess.

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Possibly. Probably.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
On mibba because I was having withdraw symptoms. I'm not kidding. I actually picked up a REAL book.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
I don't know.

Last restaurant you went to?
I don't know. Probably Denny's.


Did you have an exciting last weekend?
No. I didn't do anything. Pfft.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
-Spits out drink- Who would ask me of all people that question?

What do you spend most of your money on?
Money? What's that these days? Cd's... No really. I still buy those you know.

Where were you at 1am Sunday morning?
Probably on the computer. I know where I want to be 1 AM this Sunday... >.>

Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
.... -_- ....

Do you like yourself?
Sometimes.

Have you ever dyed your hair?
-Coughing fit- What kind of quiz is this? Is my hair blond right now? No, it isn't. I was the cutest blond kid ever. Bitch please! You did not compare to my cuteness!

Are you wearing a necklace?
No. I'm wearing rubber bracelets. I broke my rubber band by snapping it...

Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
Fuck yes. That doesn't mean that I regret my decisions. It's just that I was such a stupid little bitch; Still am. If you have something really good don't fuck it up with gambling. Just remember. Well it wasn't gambling. But don't make reckless bets. I'm never going to let that go.

Are you an emotional person?
Emotional as in I have emotions like a - no wait, I'm not normal.

What's something that can always make you feel better?
Music. .

Did your parents spoil you as a child?
I wish. My Mom did however dress me in pink which is a reason that I resent that color now. Or it's just more complex than that but I don't feel like getting into that here.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Somehow, those pictures of me and Andrew won't go away. That's the only time you will ever see me in a dress. That boy is such a ho. I just felt like saying the word.

How's your heart lately?
It's beating... Healthy I suppose...

Are you a cuddler?
Are you a stuffed animal, cat, dog, or Jeph Howard? Or Jeph Howard on my cell phone? You're not? Then no. Just... Never sleep in a bed with me because I cuddle involuntarily. I fucked that spelling up so hard.

Will this weekend be a good one?
Probably not. Unless I can get a hold of someone. >.<

What do you want right now?
This is cheesy but for someone to say they love me. >.>

Who can always cheer you up
Sam! Oh geez. She's pretty much my best friend these days. Spandex! Haha.

Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
Yes. No. We're not talking about those days. We could talk about how earlier while talking about Billie Joe Armstrong and his indecent exposure charges I was asked if I would ever take my clothes off for charity. Then the person said it was a stupid question because they know I would...

Who hugged you last?
I haven't hugged anybody for a while so probably Cory. EW. I tried to stick ice down his pants.... :D

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
I am right now...

Are you a kissable person?
Well I have a really adorable face apparently so I guess... It's the dimples. Seriously. Haha.

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Dear middle and high school drama: I am not pregnant, I haven't died, I do like girls and I was dating a girl at the time that rumor was spread by a "Friend" (I classify that as a rumor because it wasn't completely true.), I have never been paid for sex, ... I could go on for a while. People hated me. I WELCOME HATERS! Gives me something to do.

What is your relationship status?
Single and depending on the day hating/loving it..

If you could tell someone something, what would it be?
Dear Joe Jonas: you're a ho.

What is one thing people should know about you?
I will in fact make a complete ass out of myself in front of you while seeming like I'm on crack.

Who was the last person to come to your house?
Dunno.

Look behind you, what do you see?
A light.

What would you name your future daughter?
Adalia. Thank you Madina Lake. :D

Who and where was the last concert you went to?
Warped Tour '08 with Nicole, Mike, Brant, Vince, and Ally. Technically... Next one SHOULD be Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, Hey Monday, and I hate you Metro Station.

Any summer plans for 2009?
Benefit concert, Warped Tour, and a zillion other concerts because I said so.

Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Tomorrow is technically Friday. PEACE SIGN, INDEX DOWN. Yeah. That's right. My new DIY project.

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So, what's new? Nothing.

There's a dog poisoner in Penn Township and I have my suspicions. Sam and I are going all super hero/spy and catching the fucking douchebag. Whoever it is already has 6 counts of animal cruelty and a psychiatric evaluation waiting for them. The latter because I fucking say so. Michael Vick was supposed to get one for dog fighting. I'm not sure if he did or not.

I don't care if my suspect is family by marriage. The animals come first over an asshole who hates everyone and everything. That's if that person is doing it. Wouldn't surprise me. Dude is fucking insane. More so than I. I wouldn't say that I wanted to kill everyone for inheritance. It was his mother in law. See, that's not blood related. 

Anyway, it doesn't matter who it is. When they're caught I'm petitioning for a psychiatric evaluation. Even though cops scare the fuck out of me.

This is just sounding more and more like one of those "A Day In The Life" things.

Me thinks a benefit concert for an animal shelter is being planned. Well me knows! I already have some plans and some people and some bands. Well I don't have the bands yet but one myspace ad and I'll have tons of bands. I need to search for a place. The Rock 4 Drew concert is always at that pub in Shipp. I'm thinking Dickison Park in Carlisle or the Little League Field in Newville. But if you can be at Saylors and hear the football games perfectly I don't think it's a good idea to put a concert in the middle of town. There's a place in Shipp that I might check out and I'm sure the firehouse might be a sponsor because they love my aunt and since they all think I'm her kid... Only the ones that have been there since forever know that I'm not hers. OFF TOPIC.

I've asked Samantha and Nicole to be helpers and to recruit other people.

I'm thinking May would be a good month since R4D is usually in April.

alksdfhaosdifhasdfjsadOMFG!!!!!!

We. Need. Marsiglia.

I don't stalk them at all. :file: They're the best local band EVER. 

It's still in the process but all the 717 folks look forward to it. Well all the local, local 717 folks. Not like.. On the other side if Harrisburg... Unless you WANT to come. Even though the money is NOT going to the humane society in Harrisburg. I'm thinking Better Days in Shipp or Cumberland Valley in Chambersburg. Or both. I like those shelters. CV people are really nice. :]

So yeah. It's going to rock your face off.

My song won't fit in the box!

Send My Love to the Dancefloor, I'll See You In Hell (Hey Mister DJ) - Cobra Starship

Um. I finally get on here after forever and I have to tell you I missed a lot. Like... A lot a lot.

For example, we'll talk about my "Autosaved drafty thingy." Or not because it was horrible. What the fuck dude?

Anyway. From the time that I wrote that and this only one more person has added me on myspace because they think I'm a homosexual man. This time it was a girl. Faghags kind of scare me. Of course, if I had the chance I'd probably fuck a gay guy too.

Does that make me a faghag? I already scare myself. That's a whole different story. It can be explained by a really shitty PostSecret. Wooo.

Fuck. I have nothing to talk about! Is my life really that boring? (Yes)

Let's talk about Quinneth's Ass AKA my new cell phone. He is beautiful. I'm in loveeee. We're not talking about how many times I've cleaned out my text message inbox. Oh and my Aunt who I love very much gave my new number to my stalker. How could one possibly enjoy contributing to their favorite niece's stalking? He's a whiny 14 year old boy. That I frequently hang out with because I have nothing better to do than annoy the fuck outta him. Seriously, sticking a needle into your skin does NOT hurt. It was only going to be a little tattoo.... Of a dick...

Today's the 26th. So on the 24th I was on the phone for 5+ hours. Fer realzz. I HATE talking on the phone. I mean... If you have a guy on the other end playing an ACOUSTIC guitar you're not going to want to get off, right? If said dude is really amazing at it...

He's a total spaz.

OUCH. Snapping a rubber band to your wrist hurts. I wonder how many times I would have to snap it to make it bleed? Haha. It's pretty colors!

I'm bored now.

HOLY SHIT I'M BLEEDING.

Cool!
Speaking of total spazzes.... Haha.

I win.

OH! I have great news for everybody! If you put your number into my phone I WILL annoy the fuck out of you. I lovers yousss Nicole. Haha. Sorry I'm such an annoying pest. Actually I'm not sorry. I'm just sorry that you can not see that you're fucking amazing and beautiful.

Darla > Eric now right?

Jepha Howard > Jesus.

I once attempted to be Jesus. Walking on water doesn't work if the pond isn't frozen. It was coldd. Yelling at things to get them to turn into other things doesn't work either. Dewddd. I need something to do!

It's like 5 in the morning.

Sleeping is boring. It's for boring people.

Rawr.

I can get onto mibba wherever I go now. YAYYY! That's scary.

My skin is really dry.

I want a tattoo. I need money...

I used to stalk this chick who had a poptarts shirt. Haha. She's my facebook friend.

I hate Facebook. I hate myspace more.

I love Twitter and Mibba.

I shall... I don't know. It's after 5 now.

Hmm.

Police mace? Or nooooo.

Dude. Are there polar bears in Alaska?

It's cold and everytthing.

I think it was like 2 weeks ago but I came out to my cousin. She's cool with the whole "I Like chicks" thing.

Haha. It feels good to get it out to a family memeber.

Of course, we tell each other everything.
I'm lucky to have her.

You're just jealous that you don't have her.

She has a boyfriend.

His name is wiL.
I spell it the wiL Francis way.

Because wiL Francis is amazing.

I'm in love with "Deathclub" right now.

YAY WILLIAM CONTROL.

Of course even though a lot of people hate 'em I LOVE Aiden!

Yeah. PWned.

I say pwned a lot..

I also sing 7 Minutes In Heaven by Fall OUt Boy very loudly.

Weirddd.

My text tone is "Guilty Pleasure" by Cobra Starship.

My ringtone is "Fashion Victim" by Green Day.

I have 100% -Angelspit
Sound Effects And Over Dramatics - The Used
Northern Downpour  - Panic At The Disco

and

Vive La Revolution - The Adicts.

Haaa.

Music.

William Beckett is a Whore? EGAD. That's what this story is called.

Nevada Summer
Loathing And Lust
Yeah, Brendon Urie Just Read Your Lame Fan-Fic
Snow Angels

And then I have One-Shots open..

Honestly
Follow The White Rabbit
We All Want Something Beautiful

And Postsecret...

Questionable Content.

Solitaire.

4 Microsoft Word.
iTunes.
AND MY PHONE.

I LOVE QUINN'S ASS.
I touch Quinn's Ass.
Nicole scratched Quinn's Ass.
Fuck Quinn's Ass.
I hit Quinn's Ass.

This is sooooo fun.

Giggle.

GIGGGGGGLEEEEE.

I'm bored.

Goodbye.

Before I start, I will admit that people who regard themselves as part of the A.L.F. HAVE fucked some things up. Not EVERYBODY who considers themselves to be part of this have or will ever blow up anything.

The A.L.F. wants to liberate all animals away from any danger. That's creating love.

The Westboro Baptist Church wants to make everybody hate homosexuals. That's creating HATE.

Yet, the A.L.F. who take responsibility for their actions are considered terrorists and the WBC has to attempt to lie their way out of things. "Margie Phelps was found guilty of filing a false report..."

The Westboro Baptist Church believes that any body who is homosexual or supports homosexuality is going to Hell and they are trying to convince humanity of this by protesting stores, other churches, and FUNERALS.

Who else thinks it's disrespectful to protest a funeral?

We'll use PETA as an example because they're the animal rights organization that everybody loves to hate. They don't regard themselves as part of the A.L.F. but they have taken some drastic measures. Throwing flour is not violence worth mentioning. It's not meant to be hateful but to open people's eyes of what these people are really doing. Wearing fur is supporting direct violence. So PETA members are not hatefully violent to those who are supporting violence in the worst way. Plus, how much can flour hurt? It's a powdery substance and Lindsey Lohan [who has been "attacked"] would know all about those. Must I break out the fur farm videos? I'd like to see you keep a straight face with no emotion while watching animals be viciously murdered. It's an evil but effective tactic for saving animals.

Now I'm pretty biased in this argument because I am a vegan and I support/am in both. That may seem confusing but it really isn't hard to figure out.

Why should somebody who thinks themselves part of the Animal Liberation Front who has never injured any human or blown anything up be called a terrorist? You can NOT judge everybody by what a few people do. That's like saying that all Germans [I am thank you very much] still hate the Jewish or that all Irish people are drunks. Making assumptions like that hurts.

Think of one thing that you are. Whether it be sexuality, heritage or just where you're from, age, race... Do you like people making assumptions about you just because that's who you are? It's the SAME thing even if being part of the A.L.F. is a choice.

It's the same as saying
All college kids want to do is party.
Every person who eats fast food everyday is obese.
That all 12 year olds write shitty slash. [Some of them kind of do]

Those are ALL choices. You can choose to go to college, eat fast food everyday, AND write slash. Do you want somebody saying these things about you if you're in college and are only their for the education, eat fast food everyday but work out and are skinny, and if you're 12 and write GOOD slash? Exactly.

But for future reference to the 12 year old slashers: It won't kill you to write the word PENIS. Just kidding. :]

AND. I have to say something else about animal rights. There are more organizations that aren't PETA. I forget the estimated number at the moment but it's A LOT. Action For Animals is a good one. :]

 

 

 

This has been another "all over everywhere nonsense ramble that I'm going to -headdesk- for later because I'm really tired and couldn't go to sleep unless I put it somewhere therefore it's really shitty and doesn't make sense" thingy.

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Hit shuffle and type the first line of the first 35 songs. Simple enough?

[This was the first one of these I posted on my Facebook so if you've been redirected here just skip down to the answers.]

 

1. Where have all the bastards gone?
2. I’m sick of putting you down
3. Well you can hide a lot about yourself but honey, what are you gonna do?
4. She fell like a meteor
5. The darkness bleeds violent sights
6. I’m the son of rage and love
7. You’re so gorgeous I’ll do anything
8. Well I’m a human fly
9. Attention! Attention!
10. We’ve been born
11. The sun is sleeping quietly
12. You say black, I say white
13. Somebody keep my balance
14. Reconcile to the belief
15. You're keeping in step, in the line.
16. Prop open the door
17. 5 4 3 2 1 Let’s start a fire
18. Yeah, it’s officially the biggest midget in the game
19. It’s just one of those days
20. I always flirt with death
21. What you've accomplished towards me was sickening
22. She said she’s no good
23. Just light the match and run
24. Is it so hard to believe our hearts
25. Hear your heart beat
26. Well let's go back to the middle of the day that starts it all
27. Broken window, graffiti on the walls
28. She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
29. [This is where I can’t understand the first line and it’s not online. You just have to know it!] “We are _____ to you for helping us out and teaching us what loves about.” This is where I say “Jepharee Michael Howard! Even I, as your future wife, can not understand what the hell you’re saying. You made the best decision ever for going back to bass.” This is where I tell you as my readers that it’s “Much Love” by Dumb Luck.
30. In the wasteland on the way to the Red Queen
31. Our daydream spills from my gold head
32. I seen you in the mirror when your story began
33. Oh, all I want to know
34. [Let’s go] They call it a scene, I call it disaster
35. Time is never time at all

Ignore 29. O_O.

 

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Answers:

 

1. Letterbomb- Green Day
2. Making You Cry- Screeching Weasel
3. Kill All Your Friends- My Chemical Romance
4. Raining All The Time- Kill Hannah
5. The Haunting- The Misfits
6. Jesus Of Suburbia- Green Day
7. Why Can’t I Be You? – The Cure
8. Human Fly- The Cramps
9. Attention- The Academy Is...
10. Easy Way Out- The Adicts
11. Sleeping Sun- Nightwish
12. Madhatter- The Adicts
13. Jaded- Green Day
14. Journey To The End Of The East Bay- Rancid
15. The Hand That Feeds- Nine Inch Nails
16. The Impact Of Reason – Underoath
17. Counting 54321- Thursday
18. Love Me Or Hate Me- Lady Sovereign
19. Break Stuff- Limp Bizkit
20. Another Girl Another Planet- Blink 182 
21. If These Bullets Could Talk- The Number 12 Looks Like You
22. Dance, Dance- Fall Out Boy
23. Speeding Up Octaves- Hawthorne Heights
24. One Last Time- HIM
25. Sleep- Poets Of The Fall
26. Headfirst For Halos- My Chemical Romance
27. Violent System- Funeral Dress
28. Living La Vida Loca- Ricky Martin
29. Much Love- Dumb Luck
30. Eat Me, Drink Me- Marilyn Manson
31. Behind The Sea- Panic At The Disco
32. No Feelings- Sex Pistols
33. Astro Zombies- The Misfits [My Chemical Romance and Pennywise work too.]
34. Bad Town- Operation Ivy
35. Tonight, Tonight- Smashing Pumpkins [Panic At The Disco did a cover.] 
    

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I'm always lurking the PostSecret forum on mibba. I sometimes post but I have so many that didn't make it there.

Sooo. Some of these got really messed up because I suck at all things computer programs.




So um.. That last one got messed up. I have Photofiltre. I think they all kind of did.

Yay.

Postsecrets can be fun. Even if they're all pictures of Jepha. He's so.. Cute. I don't know. O_O

In other news. I want to see The Academy Is... but on their "Hello, My Name Is..." tour [which is the best fucking name ever because I love those stickers!] they're going to Hot Topics [even if I don't like it...] only and the closest one they're going to is up by Scranton. I really really really wish I could go.

One of the poeple who left a comment was complaining that they're not going to big cities like "all" the fans want them to. The closest "big" city to me is Harrisburg. Pittsburgh and Philly are both 3 fucking hours away. I don't want them to go to big cities. Even though Harrisburg is the capital there aren't a lot of bands that play it. 40=45 minutes! Everywhere else is at least an hour and a half away.

I kind of [in the letter I sent to Jeph] said they should play Harrisburg. Then I said they should play the Giant Center in Hershey because I saw a picture of him wearing a Poison shirt and they played there recently. It's manipulative in a way. So Poison are "based" in LA. They STARTED in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. It's basically the only fame this county is ever going to get until I'm famous. I dream big. :]

I'm bored, cold, and insane as usual. Yay me. I haven't even been on mibba that much today. I refreshed the PS forum a few times and read two updates of stories. Well I woke up around 7. Didn't sleep until the afternoon. Duncan jumped on my head. He weighs like almost 20 pounds. Sometimes I wish that dog wouldn't love me so much, haha.

And now. I have to piss. If I were high on caffeine right now I would be singing "I Got To PEe" to the tune of Eye Of The Tiger. I'd be singing "Jingle Bell Junk" [don't. ask. seriously.] and a horribly sung version of "A Box Full Of Sharp Objects" by The Used.

I'm thirsty too. Caffeine withdraws suck.

<3

I hate not sleeping. Everyone else sleeps at night and then I'm bored because I don't have anyone to talk to. Yes I'm procrastinating from something else.

1.
What was the highlight of your week?
Hopefully, the high light of my week will be either having my letter read or a response or something. Okay, last night when Randy whacked Corey it the nuts. She's... That was epic. Just like his brother. His manly bits are never safe.


2.
Whose car were you in last?
Mom's.

3.
When is the next time you will kiss someone?

Do non-human animals count? 

4.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Red.

5.
How long is your hair?
Shoulder- length.

6.
Are you good looking?
I wish. I must not be because in today's shallow society looks definitely matter and if I was the only fucking one in that house on Christmas Eve excluding children 2 and under then there has to be something wrong.

7.
Last movie you watched?
It's going to sound really childish but the Spongebob movie. >.>


8.
Who were you with?
Myself.


9.Last thing you ate?
Don't know.


10.
Last thing you drank?
Pepsi Max. Which someone at the fire house fucking stole. Caffeine addicted bastards. It was there! And then... It wasn't!


11.
When was the last time you had your heart broken?
Never. It's still beating, isn't it?

12.
Who came over last?
Family.

13.
Are you happy right now?
I'm cold, frustrated, and it's 6:09 AM. What do you think?

14.
What did you say last?
I don't even remember.

15.
Where is your phone?
At the computer with me.

16.
What color are your eyes?
Brown/Green. >.>

17.
Are you left-handed?
There are some things I do with my left, there are some things I do with my right. Then there are the things that I suck at with both hands like legible writing.

18.
Spell your name without vowels:
W'r dng ths Pt Wntz styl? f my fll nm cnssts f 15 lttrs ths s gng t lk rlly fckd p. Drl Rn Smth! Stupid middle name having three vowels!

19.
Do you have any pets?
Me personally or does this include family animals? My babies consist of a dog, 3 cats, 2 rabbits, a horse, and a hamster.

20.
Favorite Vacation?
The only place I've ever gone on vacation was Ocean City, Maryland. That was family. With girl scouts, I've gone to Virginia/DC and Ohio. Those weren't really vacations because I was earning my stuff.
21.
What do you dislike currently?
[my bastered of a ex boyfriend] I had to keep that there. That's the previous answer to this question. Poor Mikey Boy! Being hated and shit... At least they didn't say "my bastard of an ex girlfriend!" I'm not hated! YAY! Um.. I'm sorry?

22.
What are you listening to?

Nothing. I don't want to turn on my Mp3 because it's distracting. So is myspace and LJ but that's... DIFFERENT. I was already typing.

23.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
This letter to sound fucking perfect enough to send to my hero.



24.What is your favorite scent
Have you ever smelled Monster? They should make everthing that scent.

25.
Who makes you happiest?
I don't know.

26.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Computer/writing.

27.
When is your birthday?
June 24.

28.
Who has the same phone as you?
The people that have the same phone. Duh.

29.
Last time you went swimming in a pool?
I have a fear of pools. Well not the shallow end. As long as my head is above water I'm fine.
30.
Do you read your horoscope?
No.
31.
Where was the last place you bought something?
I bought a soda.... At the fire house. THAT SOMEONE STOLE! >.< Stupid fire fighters. I wish I didn't know you ye Pepsi Max stealers!

32.
How do you feel about your hair right now?
My red dreadlocks are amazing.
33.
Do you bite your nails?
Yes. >.>

34.
Do you have any expensive jewelery?
The most expensive jewelery I own is.. -Snort- I don't own anything that was more than $20. I'm afraid of losing expensive things.

35.
Do you have any expensive jewelery?
No but I also don't have short term memory loss.

36.
Myspace or facebook?
FACEBOOK HAS FLAIR. MYSPACE HAS THE USED BUT SO DOES FACEBOOK. [/caps abuse]

37.
How fast have you driven a car?
Cars scare me. >.>
38.
Have you ever smoked?
Would I do something like that? Pfffft. The nerve of some people thinking I'd smoke. I'm not a good liar am I?

39.
What was or is your favorite subject in school?
Music. I once took a class that I don't remember the name of right now but I got to do my project on Green Day. Mr. B was kickass. Of course the band kids would get to pick whatever band they wanted, haha.

40.
Do you have Verizon?
Negative.

41.
What type of boy or girl do you usually fall for?
....


42.
Do you have any hidden talents?
No. Though, many people don't know that I can play the clarinet. Haha, that's not really hidden though. Is being able to make a weird cracking noise every time I move my wrist a talent? It just grosses people out. That's my left wrist. My right wrist also grosses people out because it's slightly deformed. If you put your right hand palm up to your face... On the left side right where your hand and wrist connect, there shouldn't be a slightly larger bump. Everybody thinks it's infected or something but if you touch it there's hard bone.

43.
Favorite Song?
Oh my god. I can't pick just one. :/

44.
Do you like to sing at all?
I like to sing because it annoys people.

45.
Dream Job?
... I dunno.

46.
Where does most of your family live?
Pennsylvania.

47.
Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
I have one blood sister. I have one- not actually related brother. :]

48.
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Most likely.  If I say I want something my Nana buys it for me a lot of the time. I usually only say I was CD's or something. I've been hinting to everyone about a Fender bass but so far I've had no luck.

49.
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Holy shit.
50.
Do you drink?
WHY WOULD PEOPLE THINK THAT!? Maybe... Quite possibly.. I'm not like.. Planning a huge party or anything. Maybe.

51.
Know any other languages?
Bits and pieces. I can say some things in Spanish, German, Finnish, and dog. There's actually a language! For me, it usually consists of, "Honey, wanna go outside," "Honey wanna go byes," and "Honey Shea, what did I tell you about going to strange men?! They might take you away and you'll never see Mommy again." Another thing that I usually say is, "Honey! Don't try to eat your sissy! She has claws!" Um... Alice is actually smaller than Honey! Squeak is... she's just huge.


52.
Ever write a coded message?
Mhmm.

53.
Have you ever been IN a wedding?
I've been to weddings but I've never been in them. When my uncle married for like the 3rd time. I like this one! I've met all of them because one is my cousin's mother and the other one was married to him in my lifetime. But I think I like this Aunt the best. Then I went to my cousin's wedding. I like Denny too. Sammy and I used to rub his head because he shaves it. o_o
54.
Do you have any children?
Mhmm, Honey, Squeak, Alice, Billie Jo, Helena, Xavier, Ramona, and Bucky.


55.
Did you take a nap today?
but I desperatly need some sleep. If only it were that easy.

56.
Who has the same birthday as you?
One of the members of Nightwish! His name is Finnish and I can't be fucked to remember how to spell it.

57.
Ever met anyone famous before?
Casey Calvert, JT Woodruff, Matt Ridenour, and Eron Bucciarelli from Hawthorne Heights. I've met the Paramore merch guy! Does he count? Action For Animals is a slightly well-known animal rights group. I've met Dave. I've WORKED for Dave. Yay. It's kind of like sex if you think about it. When you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone they've had sex with, and so on. So... By working for Dave I've met some really kickass bands? I wish it worked like that!

58.
Do you want to be famous one day?
Doesn't everyone? I don't have to be famous, I just want to rock. :/

59.
Any Pet Peeves?
Little whiny 14 year old boys that dye their hair black and have the nerve to call me emo? -_-

60.
Are you multitasking right now?
Not really. I'm just procrastinating.


61.
Do you like Britany Spears?
I'll admit my love for a few songs off her new CD but I'll admit my hate for her "Circus" video even louder.

62.
What is your least favorite chore?
Anything to do with feces.
63.
Last place you drove your car?
I don't own a car.

64.
Ever been out of the country?
No.

65.
Where were you born?
Carlisle, PA.
66.
Could you handle being in the military?
I'm fucking terrified of guns. -_-

67.
What is your average cell phone bill?
Have a tracphone. I can't afford to pay a bill everymonth.


68.
Who are you thinking about right now?
Eh...

69.
When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard?
So hard that I almost pissed my pants? Few days ago. :]
70.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
WEll, I just got shoes for Xmas. 5 pairs actually. Why people buy me shoes I will never know. So I've been wearing the same pair of Chucks for a year...

71.
Are your toes always painted?
No. Ew.


72.
How many piercings do you have?
In my lifetime, I've had 6. Currently I have 3. My second holes in my ears grew shut and I did have snake bites. That one got a little.. Um.. Yeah... I had to take it out.. O_O

73.
What are you doing today?
Today's Sunday. Woo. Laundry.

74.
Have you ever been gambling?
ot actually but I've played scratch tickets, any other tickets, and poker. Haha.
75.
When is the last time you updated your page?
As much as I hated to, I changed my myspace back ground. I said I ws keeping it forever. It's sortofmaybeJephareeMichaelHowardnow. The other one was kind of depressing. :/ I don't know when I updated last.


76.
Do you like rollercoasters?
YES.

77.
Have you ever been to disneyland or world?
No but one of my cousin's is there now. I've gotten a postcard from DisneyWorld!

78.
Do you have a favorite cartoon character?

I guess... Spiderman or Batman? EGAD.


79.
Last thing you cooked?
Haha. Don't know.

80.
How's the weather?
Cold.

81.
Do you e-mail?
A lot.

82.
What's the stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Earlier I forgot it was in my hand... >.>

83.
Last time you were sick?
It's been a while.

84.
What states have you lived in?
1

85.
Do you wish you could move?
I just don't know where to move to. Maybe New York. Manhattan is amazing at night. Anywhere but Pennsylvania.

86.
Do you take all the QuizPox. com quizzes?
Are those the "Dumb Test" things?

87.
What is your dream car?
I hate cars. >.<

88.
Have you ever wanted someone you can't have?
Yes.

89.
If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?
Somewhere I'm never going to be.

90.
Are you happy with your life?
Eh. It's okayish.

He doesn't know this exists but I'm going to say it anyway:

I fucking love you Mikey Boy. I feel like an idiot for forgetting about you working on Saturdays. You didn't need to be sad that you missed my calls though. I just wanted you to save me from Corey. Speaking of the Price brothers, I didn't tell you that Coty almost hit me with his truck the other week. I know you would have went and kicked his ass even if it was an almost. That would be a funny fight because you're a lover not a fighter. I don't need your protection anyway.

Haha, protection. That's the day I found out you had the coolest dad and grandparents ever. [Well my grandparents are pretty fucking cool too.] First, they let you in your room with two girls. Second, your dad didn't say anything when you had two girls in your room and condoms. Third, your fucking grandma took a picture of all of us because [and I quote] "it's the only time Mike's ever going to have girls in his room." [Your family has soooooooo much faith in you getting girls.] Then... Your dad just LAUGHED when he saw what we were doing with said condoms. Oh, and did you ever move that one of the top bunk? You never told me about a reaction from Brant so I'm guessing you did. Since you say I'm your sister and Brant's your cousin does that make me saying he's hot incest? COUGH. So when is he coming back to Pennsylvania? :D! I'm NOT the one who wanted to move him to her car so she could pull along 81 and rape him. I just told you about how Nicole wanted to do that and I'd kindofsortofmaybe help. Good thing he was sleeping.

So anyway, I missed you Mike. Even though we're not really related you're the best fucking brother ever. You're 6 feet of fun, remember? That's what that thing said and you just happened to be over 6 feet tall. You should expect those kinds of things when Tommarra and I are together. Well you can't expect them anymore because she hates you. I miss the fun sized, 6 feet of fun, and- I never got a cool thing because I'm just an average height days. I wish you could get along. I'm glad you two didn't make me pick sides. I wouldn't have been able too. I love you both!

I got to know you better because of Tommarra. I knew her because of Amber. I've known Amber since 4th grade when I met her at some girl scout thing with Alicia. Then she was in all my 6th and 7th grade classes. I know Alicia because she was in girl scouts and went to the same elementary school. I went there because... I was 5 and I was forced to go.

I'll stop that now.

I actually met you through Andrew. Weirddd. Did you find out if he's gay yet? I've always wanted to say I've had a gay boyfriend. Then I really got to know you because you started dating Tommarra. I got to really know her through Dominic who I've known since forever. Haha, Jesus. It's a good thing he finally found himself a girlfriend and left me alone. Poor Sam. 

I swear I'll stop sometime.

Dude, we've been through so fucking much.
We've been through all your Tommarra breakups, me getting with Tommarra, you wanting to watch us, her breaking up with me [STUPID FUCKING BET.], you getting back with her only to breakup a few more times.
I've seen you cry, you've seen me cry.
Me freaking out about the thing at that one competition. >.>
Making perverted jokes about EVERYTHING.
Me thinking I liked you as more than a friend, you liking me as more than a friend at a different time.
The Hershey Park trip where you wouldn't get on the one rollar coaster with me because you're a pansy and passed out a few times!
All the girls I've had to kill because they wanted you. Not really, but you've made me tell some that you're not interested.
Trying to get into Rated R movies underage.
That time we went to ACC's and had to spend the night at the school! You sooo had a boner. Then you slept beside a gay guy! :tehe: I don't know about Tommarra but I'm not sorry for making you horny. Do you remember what you can do in dark auditoriums?
At another competition and you were broken up with Tommarra. I was making you jealous because I we kept kissing.
You saying that any guy I talk to who's older than me is a creeper. So one turned out like that! Pffft.
When Nicole and I were in your room with the condoms.
When Nicole, me, Kandace, and Tommarra were in your room and you were jealous that YOUR GIRLFRIEND was sitting on my lap on your bed. 
You wanting to know what went on when I spent the night at Tommarra's.
When I stuck my hand in your face and made you smell it. Weed smells good, doesn't it?
Me almost beating the shit out of someone for being an asshole to Tommarra and me. SO FUCKING WHAT DUDE! I fucking like girls. Get a life. >.<
Laughing at our teacher who smelled like beer all the time playing Janis Joplin.
Me smelling you all the time because you wear Axe. Me standing at your locker on your gym days to smell your can of Axe.
All the hugs that we've given each other and how amazing they were.
Warped Tour and how you guys didn't visit me at all. I understand that you couldn't get Brant out of the mosh pit but there's always the option of leaving him there. You don't know the best parts about Warped. Pfft. This is our year.
Me making an ass out of myself at Warped Tour because- You don't need to know that.
Brant thinking Jeffree Star was a girl and saying he'd do "her." He was just a little freaked out when he found out it was a dude.
Your basement and how it's fucking awesome! Dancing to Bloodhound Gang and Mindless Self Indulgence? :]


I could go on forever dude.

Maybe I should send this to you.
Just to let you know that I love you and I'm so fucking tackling you next time we see each other. I might just have to tackle you in public. At work! Then you might get fired. You've been fired from too many jobs.

You better watch your back bro!
Have you ever realized that we're a little too like siblings?
Good thing we- WAIT. We don't really look alike. Oh well, I was adopted. But I don't want your Mom. She's still a bitch. I'm not the only one that thinks that.

You're invited to the party by the way.
It's still in the stages of being planned but...
If you want to donate some money to the fund.. :D
Nicole's broke. =[
I'm ALMOST broke. Yay spending problem.
Kristi has connections.
Corey isn't invited because he got whacked in the nuts by a 10 year old and almost cried.
I'll supply music and Monster.
Kristi has friends over the age of 21 so she'll get the alcohol.
They got drunk and I wasn't invited. I'm invited next time!

Um.. I still don't know why I'm talking to LJ like this. I'm not sending it.. Maybe... Depends... o_o