Ahem. Um, is this thing on? -Taps mic- Well, I would like to thank all the fucking doucheheadish meat eaters for being such inconsiderate fucks and I'd like to thank myself for actually giving a shit about animals and the environment. Ya know, these "environmentalists" who THINK they're saving the enviornment don't know the first thing about it. They're just "famous" people trying to give themselves good names. WELL GUESS WHAT! THE FIRST STEP TO HELPING THE ENVIORNMENT IS BECOMING A VEGETARIAN! Duh, every amazing person knows that. Oh wait. This is an Academy Awards speech? Oops, I mean like I'm totally stoked about winning this thing.. I know I'm so fucking amazing and deserve it.. And uh, ANARCHY! WOO DOWN WITH THE MAN! >.O! Tehee. I'm wicked gay. Shut up. And now, I'm bringing you a special announcement that was posted of Facebook a little bit ago. Ha ha. 

Have you ever wondered about the ingredients in the Colonel's secret recipe chicken? If the flesh came from Tyson Foods, a major KFC supplier, there's a chance the big secret is that the bird was coated in some dude's piss before reaching the dinner plate. That’s right, during an investigation inside a Tyson slaughterhouse in Cumming, Georgia, the investigator documented that a worker pissed on the conveyor belt on which chickens are moved to be hung!

Way to go KFC people, you're eating PISS! =O I'm glad I'm not you. I KNOW what goes into my body. By the way. Haha Cumming.. That's like living in Uranus.. Haaa. Jackass. I TOTALLY WATCHED THE 24 HOUR TAKE OVER! It inspires me to do some wicked stupid shit. :D


xoxo, 
Darla <-- Needs a cool nickname.